baseball

  • 16 Jun

    How I Spent My Summer Vacation

    I’m not sure if anyone else has figured this out yet, but vacation days are awesome.

    As I type this, I have been off from work for a solid week and still have a few days to go. I knew this vacation was going to be solid when I got to the airport after working all night, sat down at my gate and saw this:

    That’s a Five Guys if you can’t quite make it out through the greenery. And yes, a cheeseburger at 9:30 a.m. is always a great decision. After landing in Naples, Fla., I spent six days doing this:

    And some of this:

    Whenever I go to the beach I always try to get out to the shore for at least one sunrise. Since I live on the East Coast that’s the only way to see the combination of sun and ocean. On this trip though, I was on the Gulf side of Florida, meaning I could hang out with the sun on a more agreeable schedule. Here’s my half-effort attempt at time-lapsing the sunset:



    I also took a short drive up to Ft. Myers to see a Single-A baseball game between the Ft. Myers Miracle and the Palm Beach Cardinals:



    I’m spending the rest of my time off back home (avoided using the term “staycation” there, you’re welcome). That means two Washington Nationals games and a little bit of this:

    Oh, and some writing too. Updates on that sometime soon.

  • 05 May

    Koyaanisportsi

    Part of my life is in total disarray right now.

    Professionally things are fine. I’m getting an adequate amount of sleep. The price of Cocoa Puffs remains at an acceptable level.

    But when it comes to sports, things are getting a bit crazy.

    I understand that many of you don’t care the least thing about sports and want to stop reading. For you, I offer the following video featuring Elmo making an appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:

    In the sports world, things aren’t as funny. Today I learned that Gary Williams, the head men’s basketball coach at (one of) my alma mater(s) the University of Maryland, is retiring. Gary certainly has his critics, but I have always been a fan and will be sad to see him go.

    Then, on the same day, this news that CBS announcer Gus Johnson is reportedly parting ways with the network. That means the best play-by-play guy in college basketball will no longer be involved with March Madness. The Los Angeles Times says he’s in talks with Fox to do Pac-12 college football, which means I will never hear him announce a game.

    All of that comes on the heels of another epic playoff collapse by my beloved Washington Capitals, who were just swept in the second round by the Tampa Bay Lightning.

    Did I mention the NFL season is in jeopardy?

    What I’m left with is the Washington Nationals, and following their quest to remain near the .500 mark. It could be worse I guess. I could be a Mets fan.

    (P.S. I hope at least some people get the veiled references I often put in the titles of these posts. This one, for example, is a play on the film “Koyaanisqatsi” — titled after a Hopi word meaning something like “life out of balance.”)

  • 01 Apr

    Play Ball!

    Get excited, spring is officially here.

    Walking into a baseball stadium yesterday with temperatures around 40 degrees didn’t scream “spring,” but the fact that I was there for Opening Day baseball said otherwise.

    For the second consecutive year, I saw the Washington Nationals open their season along with my brother Pat. For those of you who don’t know him, he looks like this:

    It’s possible that’s not the most representative picture. Lucky for him, this year our mom was around for the game too:

    Oh, and I guess I was there:

    The weather was far from ideal. At one point I had to resort to taking my arms out of the sleeves of my coat and having my brother zip me up like I was in a straight jacket in order to get my hands warms again.

    But there are few better days this time of year than Opening Day. That’s when even Nationals fans can pretend our team has a chance. Mathematically, it’s fun to watch all of the percentage-based statistics like batting average and earned run average that can swing so wildly with such a limited data set.

    Plus there’s just something right about sitting among a crowd, eating a hot dog and watching some baseball.

    I brought along my flip-style camera with the intention of taking lots of video. Due to the frozen nature of my hands, I didn’t get anything past the first inning. But again, with Opening Day there’s a lot said in those first six outs:

    The Atlanta Braves ending up beating the Nationals 2-0, so it was a respectable showing. And at least this year there weren’t legions of annoying Phillies fans around.

    One last comical moment. This game was played in March 2011 — not April — but someone forgot to tell the graphics guy at the stadium:

  • 26 Mar

    It’s Outta Here

    The forecast for tomorrow includes snow, but the calendar still says baseball’s opening day is next week.

    So what better time to read a book about baseball? In this case, it was “Sixty Feet, Six Inches” — a book that basically follows a conversation between hall-of-famers Bob Gibson and Reggie Jackson.

    The book was a gift from my sister (thanks, Mal!), and I really meant to read it at this time last year. I must have been distracted. Actually, after checking the archives, it looks like I was working on plowing through a 700-page book about basketball.

    For anyone who has played baseball, “Sixty Feet, Six Inches” is a fascinating look inside the minds of people who played the game at its highest level. Jackson tells you what he was thinking as he stepped to the plate in a certain situation, and Gibson counters with his perspective from the mound.

    I knew a bit about Jackson before I read the book, and his portion really just solidified my impression of his supreme confidence in his own ability. Gibson was more of a mystery to me, but I found his insight to be much more interesting. I also learned he once played for the Harlem Globetrotters, who knew?

    Gibson figured out a way for people to endear themselves to me by mentioning one of the finest films of all time. In discussing his pitching motion, Gibson says, “If they would have let me, I’d have loved to back up and run up over the mound like jai alai, like Happy Gilmore hitting a drive.”

    I see no problems with this.

    He also had great insight on why baseball players — especially pitchers — should hustle on every play. A reporter asked why Gibson ran hard to first base whenever he hit the ball, when many other pitchers just jogged lightly assuming they would be thrown out.

    “You know, I run three times a game from home to first, less than twice a week,” Gibson said. “Why can’t I run hard?”

    Another interesting aspect of the book is that even with all of the games these guys played in their lives, they could recall certain at-bats with incredible detail. Now, I have no way of verifying if they are remembering correctly, or if the details were added later, but I definitely know what it’s like to have something like this story from Jackson stick in your mind:

    “I got it one-and-one, but the pitch was ball two and they took the sign off. Then [pitcher Reggie] Cleveland left a slider over the plate a little bit.” Jackson hit it for a home run.

    As your probably assumed by now, I played a bit of baseball when I was growing up. During the summer I played on all-star teams that would travel to different tournaments, mostly in Virginia.

    Here’s 10-year-old me during one of those summers. Note the awesome red cleats:

    A few years after that, when I was 12, my team played in a tournament in Staunton, Va. I didn’t play a whole lot that summer, but in the bottom of the fifth inning I was called into a game to pinch hit.

    Just like Jackson, I remember the little details of that at-bat. The bases were loaded and we were losing by three runs. With a count of two balls and two strikes, the pitcher bounced a curveball in the dirt — full count.

    The opposing coach called timeout to go talk to his pitcher. I jogged down to talk to our third base coach, who basically told me that if I got a hit here, I would probably get to play more. No pressure or anything.

    I stepped back to the plate. The pitcher threw another curveball, this one starting over the plate and diving down and in — the absolute perfect spot for my swing. I hit a line drive over the right field fence. It was my first home run, a grand slam that won the game.

    I have that ball sitting on a shelf in my bedroom.

    Happy spring.

  • 16 Nov

    Mad Mad World

    I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right, it has been a while since I wrote about someone else’s child.

    Fortunately for you, I was down in Raleigh last weekend to meet the newest addition to our family — my brother’s daughter Madelyn. Some people have asked for details I was previously unable to provide, but since I have now held the child (and received an informative birth announcement in the mail) I can share that she was 7 pounds, 5 ounces at birth with a length of 20 inches.

    She is bigger now and also a big fan of the calming presence of Uncle Chris. Actually, I can’t totally say that since she has two of them and I can’t speak for the effects of the other one. Our time together unfolded a little like a scene from last week’s episode of The Office, just with a little less pepperoni pizza involved:

    Alright, it actually looked more like this:

    Her parents have charged me with teaching her about manners, baseball, fireworks and building fires, though not necessarily all at once.

    Time to start working on my curriculum.

  • 20 Oct

    Catching Up

    I just noticed a woeful number of postings for this month, and I really don’t have an excuse for not writing.

    So to break the streak, I bring you what could be a useful collection of stories for those just finding the blog, those who started reading partway through the year or those who just want to relive some good times.

    On this 20th day of the 10th month, I bring you the 10 best posts of 2010 (skipping posts from October — those are new enough for you to find on your own):

    Oh Baby Baby
    Mom lets me know I face a deadline for producing a child. Also proof that including celebrities in your writing brings in readers (thanks, Natalie!)

    Dealies, Please
    A trip down good-eating lane with perhaps my favorite food product on Earth. The accompanying picture belongs in a museum.

    Lessons From a Little Girl

    Easily the most popular post of the year. I share a meal with a 7-year-old girl and learn more than I would have dreamed possible. This post is a bonus on the list that adds a small part to the story.

    Six Years Ago Today
    The anniversary of a special relationship. Also has pictures of bees. And a bonus link inside to a video of me solving a Rubik’s Cube.

    Tickling the (Plastic) Ivories
    Another half-baked talent that doesn’t do much for my day-to-day life — my piano skillz.

    My Regrets to the Duchess
    One hyphenated word: T-Shirt-Tank.

    Taking the Floris Elementary Stage
    My 4th grade class at Floris Elementary goes In Quest of Columbus.

    Seeing the Past
    I see an old co-worker while checking out at Target. Kind of a sad story, but I think one of the better-written posts of the year.

    So Long, Tai Shan
    Washington loses its baby panda, but you gain a look at the TV news report I did about Tai Shan while in grad school.

    Do You Like Hot Sauce?
    A simple question that was probably the most debated issue on the blog this year.

    Enjoy.

  • 30 Sep

    Bring On the Rain

    Every once in a while, I like to remind people that I am not that smart.

    About a month ago my mom said she was planning on going to a Washington Nationals game this week, and asked if I wanted to go. I checked the calendar, and for some reason got it in my head that the game was on a Monday.

    Given that I don’t start work until 10 p.m., and work in the city, it was actually convenient timing to catch a game.

    So I got home from work Monday morning planning on power-napping so I could get up in time for the game. All morning I had listened to weather reports saying we were getting tons of rain, and figured there was little chance they were actually going to play the game. I woke up a few times and checked the radar, each time becoming more and more convinced of a rain-out.

    After sleeping a lot longer than I originally intended, I checked the radar one more time. Somehow all of the rain that seemed destined to fall on Washington somehow skirted the city.

    I started rushing to leave the house so I could at least catch some of the game; I figured I could get there around the fifth or sixth inning. But in my haste, I left my ticket in the car. I knew where we were sitting, so on the train I figured I would just get a cheap ticket to get into the stadium and make my way down to the original seats.

    I got to Nationals Park in the top of the sixth inning, and for some reason the guy at the box office gave me a free ticket. I would like to say it is because of my stellar personality, but given the stack of free tickets on the desk I doubt I was alone.

    I didn’t see anyone in our row, so I called my mom to see if they had moved to a potentially drier location:

    “Hello?”
    “Hey, are you here?”
    “Que?”
    “Are you at the game?”
    “The game is tomorrow.”

    (Some portions of the conversation may have been re-created)


    A dry view of the game

    So there I was, at a baseball game on the wrong day. It’s actually quite fortunate I forgot my original ticket — imagine the confusion trying to use a ticket from the wrong day.

    At least I got to see three free innings.

  • 19 Sep

    Be the Ball

    After a book that takes forever to get through, I always go to one I know I can easily read in just a few days.

    After William Faulkner’s “Absalom, Absalom!” the quick read this time was Carl Hiaasen’s “The Downhill Lie.” It’s about his journey as a self-described “hacker” to return to playing golf many years after quitting the sport.

    As a fellow hacker, I found it interesting to get inside the mind of someone who plays at exactly the same level. My usual playing partners are both better than I am, so while we are always out there to just have fun there’s something to knowing you are the weakest link in any group.

    I think Hiaasen would enjoy my general outlook on playing with those who consistently beat me — if they shoot an 88 and I rock a 95, we paid the same amount of money but I got to hit seven extra shots.

    One thing I found troubling about Hiaasen is that he’s a University of Florida journalism graduate. When I worked in Florida, it seemed like three-quarters of my coworkers went to the UF J-school, and really, nothing good can come of that. (OK, they were pretty cool, but having to hear about Tim Tebow every day will wear on you).

    But Hiaasen did redeem himself by introducing me to a new term I can use to describe my golf game. Actually, it’s one of Hiaasen’s friends who tells him about “Ray Ray golf.” In the hacker world, our rounds are marked by stretches of a few good holes that make us feel like we can actually play this game, and then holes so disastrous we wonder how our friends can stand to watch such a spectacle. In the words of Hiaasen’s friend, “One hole you play like Ray Floyd, and the next you play like Ray Charles.”

    The thing about those good holes is that they are sustaining. It only takes a few good shots to keep you going. “That’s the secret of the sport’s infernal seduction,” Hiaasen says. “It surrenders just enough good shots to let you talk yourself out of quitting.”

    He talks later about the effect of even one good shot, the way it feels to swing a club and have a little white ball go exactly where you want it to. “That’s the killer. A good shot is a total rush, possibly the second most pleasurable sensation in the human experience. It will mess with your head in wild and delusive ways.”

    He’s right. There’s something about a perfect shot that makes you feel slightly superhuman. When you hit the ball right in the sweet spot of the club, it feels different. There’s an ease with which the ball flies off the club face and continues to an exact point off in the distance.

    The setting helps enhance that feeling. You’re out on a narrow strip of grass, maybe nestled between the woods with nothing but the sound of birds around you. You pause for a second in that stillness, the club in your hand and your eyes on the ball in front of you. And then your actions — the way you pull back the club, rotate your body into a corkscrew and then unravel it all — cause this pinpoint flight as if you had just picked up the ball and set it down exactly where you wanted to hit the next shot.

    It’s kind of like hitting a home run in baseball. To the observer, there’s the really violent action of a bat slamming into a ball that has been hurled in its direction. But crushing a baseball — hitting it in just the right part of the bat at the right angle — can feel smooth and effortless in a way that can seem totally opposed to the resulting flight of the ball.

    You don’t have quite the same control over where the ball lands, but a few of those will definitely make you forget some of the strikeouts and feeble groundouts to second base.

  • 19 Jun

    My Regrets to the Duchess

    Today I high-fived a bird. If you did something cooler, let me know.

    Of course the bird receiving my hand slap was the mascot for the Washington Nationals and we were celebrating a successful rendition of “Take Me Out To The Ballgame.” The encounter also included some solid time on the Jumbotron.

    I would like to thank Nats center fielder Nyjer Morgan for providing great entertainment for those of us seated in his general vicinity. He tossed his warmup ball into the stands before each inning and gave one group of fans a hard time after they completely failed in their quest to catch it. He also reacted when people yelled out things like, “Hey Nyjer, you’re the man and you know it!” Most players–like Chicago’s Andruw Jones–stand there and pretend they don’t hear you.

    Here’s today’s hero:

    The game was tough for the Nats, who apparently have forgotten that they are allowed to hit the ball. White Sox pitcher Jake Peavy looked like his old self, allowing only a few hits and totally controlling the game. Here he is getting warmed up for his dominant outing:

    Perhaps the most productive part of the day though was the running conversation with my brother, who accompanied me to the game. We came up with extensive plans for running our own minor league team (when we get a few million dollars to burn, of course).

    The first order of business will be to construct a t-shirt launching device known as the T-Shirt-Tank. Forget hand-held t-shirt cannons that are now so common at sporting events. We want a vehicle you can tool around the ballpark with a cannon mounted to the top. Think of all that t-shirt flinging power!

    We also want to bring back the bullpen cart, and combining these ideas seems only logical. Our bullpen will be hidden from view, so that the first time you see who is coming in to pitch is when he emerges from the tank. While he warms up, the tank can go around the stadium performing its t-shirt duties.

    Our mascot race would take on a different form as well. Each race would begin with some sort of predator mascot in the back (a lion perhaps), with the three or so others being things the lion would eat. There are no predetermined outcomes in our race, just like in the wild.

    Arizona’s stadium has a pool just past the outfield wall. Milwaukee has a slide the mascot goes down after home runs. Our park will have a water slide for the mascot to use during games, and that fans can enjoy afterward. We will create two mascot suits, one of which will be engineered specifically for water use.

    Of course, we don’t have millions of dollars to acquire and run this team. So the key to this whole plan is actually a slight variation of our recently created life plan.

    Our cousin just got married to a doctor, and our brother is married to a Ph.D. Naturally, we feel the bar is set pretty high and had decided we needed to be prowling for a duchess or maybe a Grammy winner.

    Now it is all so clear. What we really need to find is the daughter or granddaughter of a baseball team owner who is in line to own the team.

    I wonder if it is appropriate to talk about the T-Shirt-Tank on a first date.

  • 18 Jun

    Provident Strasmania

    Today was one of those days that just worked out well.

    I did some work at my parents’ house and disposed of some old paint and other chemicals that had been sitting in their garage for a long time. Both went very smoothly.

    Then I went to a baseball game, where I saw Washington Nationals phenom Stephen Strasburg strike out 10 hitters in seven strong innings of work. Here’s some visual evidence of his awesomeness:

    The game went into extra innings, which led to a really entertaining moment from the woman in the white sleeveless shirt on the left of that picture. Between innings she stood up and took a picture of the guy playing the organ, who was in a suite to our right. Then she gave him a standing ovation and yelled “yaaaaay organ player!”

    Certainly a new experience for me.

    The game wrapped up in time for us to get back to our local Taco Bell before they closed. I decided on the train ride home to get an enchirito, which I had not ordered in years.

    Roommate CA went to the game with me, and we miscalculated his Metro fare by a mere 10 cents. I gave him a dollar for the exit fare and got my 90 cents in change back. My Taco Bell order of a Mexican pizza, enchirito and large cherry Pepsi came to the nice, round amount of $6.90. Providence? I think so.

    As for the game itself, it was pretty solid even though the Nats lost. Strasburg brought a level of excitement I have never seen at a Washington baseball game, and certainly delivered on the hype. It’s a shame the offense couldn’t get him a few runs to go along with his effort.

    CA and I had to get up roughly 32489097 times to let people in and out of our row, which led us to what may be our greatest creation–Flextions.

    A flextion is a section of the stadium that is designated for those people who seem to be constantly getting out of their seat for one reason or another. In any section at any sporting event there always seems to be those 5-10 people who keep getting up, while the majority sits in their seat the entire game.

    The solution is to put all of those people together, making it more relaxing for the rest of us. It also means they don’t have to step over those people who are sitting, making it easier to take care of whatever business they require. Plus it would be really entertaining to see 10 full sections of people get up and leave their seats all at the same time.

    We figured a ratio of one flextion to six regular sections would be appropriate. If there are not enough people to fill a flextion, others can move into those seats (thus the “flex” part).

    To make it seem less like we are herding the people away, the flextions will be located right next to bathrooms and concessions so those getting up can quickly get to wherever they are going.

    Fans with kids are automatically put into the flextion since they are guaranteed to be frequent movers. Others are honest about their game-watching habits and request to be part of those sections, which as discussed earlier will only enhance their game experience.

    I’m sure there are some holes in the plan, but it has to be a start.

    We also decided on the train ride home that no person older than 13 should be allowed to carry a glove to a baseball game. You are probably not going to catch a ball, and if one does happen to come your way, man up and use your hands.

    Heading to another game tomorrow afternoon with a much different perspective out in center field. Let’s Go Nats!

1 5 6 7 8 9
Archives