Happy Gilmore

  • 23 May

    Happy Place

    I had nothing against golfer Lee Trevino before last night.

    Then I read this, an interview in which he says he regrets his cameo role in Happy Gilmore, which happens to be one of my favorite movies of all time.

    His reason?  He says he doesn’t like the amount of “foul words.”  It’s not that bad, Lee.  The movie is rated PG-13.  It also has an appearance by Bob Barker, which I’m pretty sure is about as pure an endorsement as you can get.

    When I went to post about this sad news on Twitter, I decided to include a little shout-out to one of the stars of the movie, Julie Bowen.  She plays Virginia, a PGA Tour PR person who becomes a love interest of Happy (Adam Sandler).  These days you can see her starring in ABC’s Modern Family.

    I wasn’t expecting any kind of response, but a little while later she replied with a decidedly pro-Happy message:

    @cjhannas the only thing I regret about Happy Gilmore is my hair!The “Princess Di” was a tough look… #ihearthappy
    — Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) May 23, 2013

    Judge for yourself, but I don’t think the look she’s referencing is that bad:

    I think the best way to take her comment is that Happy Gilmore is so amazing and so great to be a part of that even looking like a revered princess cannot come close to matching it.

    Glad to see the cool people get it.

  • 26 Mar

    It’s Outta Here

    The forecast for tomorrow includes snow, but the calendar still says baseball’s opening day is next week.

    So what better time to read a book about baseball? In this case, it was “Sixty Feet, Six Inches” — a book that basically follows a conversation between hall-of-famers Bob Gibson and Reggie Jackson.

    The book was a gift from my sister (thanks, Mal!), and I really meant to read it at this time last year. I must have been distracted. Actually, after checking the archives, it looks like I was working on plowing through a 700-page book about basketball.

    For anyone who has played baseball, “Sixty Feet, Six Inches” is a fascinating look inside the minds of people who played the game at its highest level. Jackson tells you what he was thinking as he stepped to the plate in a certain situation, and Gibson counters with his perspective from the mound.

    I knew a bit about Jackson before I read the book, and his portion really just solidified my impression of his supreme confidence in his own ability. Gibson was more of a mystery to me, but I found his insight to be much more interesting. I also learned he once played for the Harlem Globetrotters, who knew?

    Gibson figured out a way for people to endear themselves to me by mentioning one of the finest films of all time. In discussing his pitching motion, Gibson says, “If they would have let me, I’d have loved to back up and run up over the mound like jai alai, like Happy Gilmore hitting a drive.”

    I see no problems with this.

    He also had great insight on why baseball players — especially pitchers — should hustle on every play. A reporter asked why Gibson ran hard to first base whenever he hit the ball, when many other pitchers just jogged lightly assuming they would be thrown out.

    “You know, I run three times a game from home to first, less than twice a week,” Gibson said. “Why can’t I run hard?”

    Another interesting aspect of the book is that even with all of the games these guys played in their lives, they could recall certain at-bats with incredible detail. Now, I have no way of verifying if they are remembering correctly, or if the details were added later, but I definitely know what it’s like to have something like this story from Jackson stick in your mind:

    “I got it one-and-one, but the pitch was ball two and they took the sign off. Then [pitcher Reggie] Cleveland left a slider over the plate a little bit.” Jackson hit it for a home run.

    As your probably assumed by now, I played a bit of baseball when I was growing up. During the summer I played on all-star teams that would travel to different tournaments, mostly in Virginia.

    Here’s 10-year-old me during one of those summers. Note the awesome red cleats:

    A few years after that, when I was 12, my team played in a tournament in Staunton, Va. I didn’t play a whole lot that summer, but in the bottom of the fifth inning I was called into a game to pinch hit.

    Just like Jackson, I remember the little details of that at-bat. The bases were loaded and we were losing by three runs. With a count of two balls and two strikes, the pitcher bounced a curveball in the dirt — full count.

    The opposing coach called timeout to go talk to his pitcher. I jogged down to talk to our third base coach, who basically told me that if I got a hit here, I would probably get to play more. No pressure or anything.

    I stepped back to the plate. The pitcher threw another curveball, this one starting over the plate and diving down and in — the absolute perfect spot for my swing. I hit a line drive over the right field fence. It was my first home run, a grand slam that won the game.

    I have that ball sitting on a shelf in my bedroom.

    Happy spring.

  • 13 Jan

    An Offer You Can’t Refuse

    Everyone has some piece of iconic pop culture they somehow missed along the way.

    It’s the kind of thing you are almost ashamed to admit to your friends, and when you do they respond with something like, “WHAT?!?!?!?!”

    Until today, the biggest thing on my list was the movie “The Godfather.” I’ll wait while you complete your “WHAT?!?!!?!?!”

    Good? OK.

    I can’t fully explain how I missed out on this movie until the year 2011, but it’s probably mainly because it’s part of a trilogy. Once you watch the first movie, you are pretty much committed to watching the entire series, and locking myself into 9-10 hours of “Godfather” material seemed like a huge commitment.

    Of course, that didn’t stop me from watching hundreds of other movies that most people would not consider remotely worth their time. Whatever. “Happy Gilmore” is awesome.

    Having now seen the movie, I wish I had seen it long ago, preferably around the age of 6. That’s because just about every part of the movie has been parodied to death by every possible form of media I have seen since then. When I see a guy in a bed, I know instantly there’s a horse head in there with him. When they mention the “five families” all I can picture is Kevin and Andy from “The Office” arranging a meeting with the companies in their office park.

    Oh and Marlon Brando. I may have seen some versions of his character before today.

    One problem with movies “you have to see” is the expectation created by others. In recent days my friend AV has been advocating for “The Godfather.” While her high regard for the movie did set up a lofty standard, I would blame any shortcomings on all those elements I felt like I had already experienced. On a four-star scale, I’d give it 3.5.

    The experience reminded me of my introduction to “Almost Famous.” I say “introduction” because I have never actually seen the movie.

    I tried.

    In college I spent some quality time with a girl who LOVED that movie. She insisted I watch it. Then insisted some more. Eventually I agreed to watch it, and made it a solid 20 minutes into the film before falling asleep.

    I don’t think she was very pleased with that, but in my defense I was worthless after like 11 p.m. back then. A few weeks later my roommate Jason and his ladyfriend (or a ladyfriend, I don’t remember) joined us for a second chance viewing.

    I woke up at some point during the credits to Jason’s ladyfriend laughing at the fact that I had been snoring…for a while. Whoops.

    I learned a lot from that movie without even watching it. Mainly, if someone says it is one of their favorite movies of all time, you should probably do whatever is necessary to at least keep your eyelids open.

    Even after working an overnight shift, I made it through “The Godfather” with no problems.

    The Godfather 1.
    Almost Famous 0.

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