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  • 25 Sep

    Skinny To The Trees

    In my younger days, my friends and I played a version of golf at my parents’ house that very much defines my actual golf game today.  Each hole was made up as we went, and involved stipulations like going around the house once, past a certain tree and getting your whiffle golf ball into a laundry basket that served as the cup.

    We often ended up with a particular shot that involved either going around a line of trees on the side of the house or trying to squeeze the ball through a tiny area between the trees and the house itself.  One hundred percent of the time, my shot was the harder one, preceded by the declaration that I was going “skinny to the trees.”

    Last weekend, my friend Mike and I played two rounds of golf at the beach, and during our second round I ended up in a wooded area on consecutive holes.  Both times I had the option of being boring and knocking the ball sideways-ish safely back onto the fairway, or being aggressive/fun and trying to go between the trees on a straight line to the hole.

    Guess which path I chose?

    Here’s hole 11, where the flag I’m shooting at is the little white thing waving in the distance in the middle of the picture:

    You probably can’t see in the video exactly where it comes down, but note the giant divot the ball left as it nearly landed in the hole:

    It finally settled back here, thankfully a few feet from actually going in the water:

    On hole 12, the gap between the trees was wider, but the flag I needed to get to was juuuuuust to the right of that tree on the left:

    I failed to take a picture of the landing spot, but it was in the middle of the fairway about 80 yards from the hole.  I knocked down a par.  I also managed to go on to beat Mike (he defeated me the day before), which if you’ll remember from my last post was an unexpected success!

    And lest you think I was legitimately being super serious about those shots, here’s how that first video really ends:

    Always go skinny to the trees.

    By cjhannas golf Uncategorized video
  • 10 Sep

    Vegemite This Be A Bad Idea

    When I was in the 5th grade, we had a unit in school on Australia.  It included learning about the basic government, geography and of course the animal life.  I made this sweet kangaroo:

    Our teacher also brought in some Vegemite, which Australians consider to be food.  Fast-forward to this week, when I came across a video of young Americans reacting to eating Vegemite:

    I sent this to my Australian friend Katie, who said she loved it, but that “those kids are wrong.”  I told her that my experience at that age was the same:

    @cjhannas plz try it again and record it. I need to see how much you now love it.
    — Katie Watson (@katieskarslany) September 2, 2014

    She followed up her challenge with a helpful tutorial video on how exactly she eats it:

    I’m not one to back down from a (reasonable) request.  Thankfully, this beautiful country of mine has seemingly everything for sale within a short drive, so it only took me two guesses to end up at a store with Vegemite:

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go to Taco Bell.

    By cjhannas food Uncategorized video
  • 27 Mar

    World’s Best Taco

    Guys, congratulations, we did it.  We have hit the pinnacle of human society.  There will be no greater achievements from here on out.  Kick back, grab a drink, let your belt out a few notches and take some time bask in what we have made here.

    The true innovative catalyst for this declaration?  That, of course, would be Taco Bell and this:

    When Taco Bell starts offering breakfast tacos, I make a video to capture the experience:

    If you happen to be super smart and think you have something better for humanity, by all means go out an invent it.  Just don’t blame me for doubting that you can deliver.

  • 16 Jan

    Death Of A Snowman

    On January 3, a magnificent creature rose from the fluffy, white, majestic surface of our back deck.  His name was Lumpy The Snowman.


    Using the materials we had on hand, Lumpy featured a tennis ball for a nose, sticks for his eyes, mouth and arms, and a plastic flower pot for his hat/helmet.  We finished him while the snow was still falling, and in the morning, we awoke to this perfect extra layer on top of our work that made him seem so content with temperatures that would spend much of the day in the teens with wind chills sometimes below zero.

    It was that cold, and another blast of cruel, arctic frigidness that helped Lumpy live for 12 days.

    His nose fell off first, four days into his doomed life.  I will admit that the one bit of photo staging I did with Lumpy was to roll the ball back over near his feet so that it could be featured in subsequent pictures.  This is also when I started thinking about his eventual demise, and began taking regular shots in order to assemble a crude time-lapse.

    You’re welcome:

    Oh wait, the Internet is all about doing things in GIF form now?  Fine:

    So long, buddy.

    [Note: The person who took the time to write an entire blog post about a snowman also made up a list of the time and temperature for each of these 20 pictures, but he is tired so they are not included in any way.  Autographed copy available upon request.]

    By cjhannas snow Uncategorized video
  • 01 Mar

    Throwback Jersey

    Just when I think I’m out of vintage videos, another one shows up.

    In the summer of 1996, I played on a baseball team that hosted a regional tournament for the southeast — think one step before the Little League World Series, just with a different organization.

    We were playing state champions from all over the region, including Virginia, South Carolina, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and two halves of North Carolina.  As the hosts, we automatically got a bid.

    Before it all started, a crew from the local public access television station interviewed each team in segments that ended up on a highlight video (which I recently rediscovered).  In our section, it begins with a few moms talking about how they told us to have fun and make “possible lifelong” friends with these kids from all over (which didn’t exactly stick in the pre-Facebook age) and how committing so much of our summer to baseball was fun for the whole family, not a sacrifice.

    Then the interviewer turns to the players.  I’m not sure if he talked to more of us that day, but on camera, there are but two.  He begins with Kevin, and as you will see, I’m sitting just to his right with a bevy of facial expressions in reaction to the questions and answers:


    Uh oh.  I sense some worry on the face of 12-year-old me.  How will he handle this turn of events?


    Nailed it.

    You’ll also be happy to know that I can still fit in my jersey.  From 1996.  When I was 12.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to eat something.

  • 22 Feb

    Oscars in the Archives

    During my last two years of undergrad, I lived with some creative people.  We had access to cameras and editing equipment.  We had friends willing to give us their time.  We made things.

    I’ve shared a few short videos I made mainly for class projects, but after former roommate Jason reminded me that we created some short films too, I was able to find and upload them for your viewing pleasure.

    The first we made during our junior year.  I was the head of the school’s film club and needed some things to put in our inaugural film festival.  What came out is in no way polished, but it’s a story nonetheless:

    The second is Jason’s film shot during our senior year.  Unfortunately, I only have the version he submitted for the festival, and not the one that has our DVD commentary.  Actually, maybe that’s a good thing.  This is a really interesting chain-of-events story that I was really happy to revisit:

    Not saying we’re a shoe-in for the Oscars, but Affleck probably doesn’t need to write a speech.

  • 19 Aug

    Semi-Charmed Kind of Game

    The long-running winning combination of me attending Washington Nationals victories before post-game concerts has come to an end.

    After wins preceding concerts by Lifehouse and The Wallflowers, the Nats dropped their game before last night’s Third Eye Blind show.  Thankfully, there’s nothing like an immediate concert to wash away the disappointment of defeat.

    This was by far the biggest crowd for one of these concerts, all of which could have been held 10 years ago.  Not surprisingly, it was also the loudest.  The lead singer certainly seemed to be enjoying things:

    Here’s a taste of the show:

    The only letdown — which I never thought of before hearing this idea — is that the bands don’t hang out on the side of the field somewhere during the game and play the intro music for all of the batters.  Credit for that, when baseball decides to be cool and make it happen, goes to former roommate Jon, who went to the game with me.

    Third Eye Blind could have taunted a Mets hitter with “How’s it gonna be, when you gooo 0-for-4.”  I would pay massive amounts of to attend a game like that.

  • 22 Jul

    We Can Drive It Home

    If you needed me this weekend, I was at Nationals Park.

    In the course of about 29 hours I saw 29 innings of baseball, which included an absolutely wild 11-inning game Friday night and a day/night doubleheader Saturday followed by a post-game Wallflowers concert at the stadium.

    The games were the main attraction, especially since I was there with my brother Pat, a diehard fan of the opposing Atlanta Braves.  The Nats were up 9-0 Friday, only to lose 11-10.  They lost again in the first game Saturday, but rebounded with an extremely entertaining performance in the nightcap.  I even saw my favorite player (legally) dive into an ump and knock him down.

    The concert was the second in the NatsLive series that I’ve seen.  Last year, Pat and I saw Lifehouse play at the stadium (which, as I described in this post, was awesome).  This time it was more of a blast from the past with The Wallflowers, who sounded good/exactly how I imagine they did in 1997.

     They played a lot of new songs, but did the four that I recognized from back in the day:

    In an odd twist of scheduling, Saturday was the first time I’ve ever attended a doubleheader…and I’m going to another one in less than two weeks.  Add in another post-game concert with Third Eye Blind, and August is going to be a good month at Nats Park.

  • 11 May

    Ooh La Lolly Lolly

    To many people, golf is the most boring sport on Earth.  It’s a game for old guys at country clubs that won’t let you play if you don’t have a collared shirt.

    To those people, I present the Golf Boys. This video came out last summer, but I just read about it the other day in the New York Times.  I’ve watched it easily a dozen times since then. 

    The video represents so many things I like about breaking the boring golf stereotypes with a group of guys who are clearly having fun with the game and not worried about offending the “tradition.”  Best of all, the guy in the overalls with no shirt won the Masters this year.  That would be the Masters that’s played at a club so static it doesn’t allow female members.

    Did I mention the guy in the overalls, Bubba Watson, WON THE MASTERS?!  You certainly would never see Jack Nicklaus doing this.  I hope one of these guys wins every single PGA tournament forever.

    Today I stumbled on even more magic from this group.  They made a pair of behind the scenes videos — one for the singing portion and another for the dancing.  You’re welcome:

    By cjhannas golf Uncategorized video
  • 14 Apr

    Take Me Out to the Ball Games

    Baseball is back, and that means another fun season ahead at Nationals Park.

    I went along with my mom and brother to the Nats home opener Thursday, which was a scrappy win that seems to be a preview of what is in store for the team this year.  Here’s a little photo/video montage of the day:

    I didn’t have a shot of it myself, but Gio Gonzalez getting his first Major League hit was a fun moment.  You can see in the video here that he couldn’t help but hide how happy he was.  He even tweeted a screenshot of his “BIG smile.”  In a game played by millionaires, it’s easy to forget the fun aspect, so it’s nice to see someone let loose like that.  Add in his great pitching and amazing attitude so far about playing in Washington, and I think I’m really going to enjoy having him on the team.

    On Friday, my brother and I went back for the second game of the year — a 13-inning marathon that ended with Jayson Werth slapping a game-winning single.  His first words after the game were thanking the fans for their support.  He didn’t have very good numbers last year, but I can’t help but like his attitude too.

    My brother and I wore our presidents shirts for the first time.  For those who don’t know, the Nats have four presidential mascots — George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abe Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt — who wear a jersey with their first name and the number of their presidency.  This year Pat and I got our own shirts honoring some lesser-heralded leaders:


    Note: I am not actually three times the size of my brother

    At first we tried the conventional photo op, but quickly discovered Jefferson’s arm around your shoulder obscures the name.  Plus with taking the photo from behind, it’s awkward to tell when to stop posing.  We opted for this “stand near him” style, which means we also happen to be in the background of several other people’s pictures.

    If you’ve made it this far, stick around for one more story from our Metro ride home Friday night.

    A couple sat down in front of us — the woman immediately turning around in her seat to talk to my brother and I.  To say that she was drunk would be a massive understatement.  She apparently recently read a book about body language and set about examining us, giving such observations as “YOU’RE BROTHERS!” and “You have the same eyes, but a different face.”  For the record, we have very different eyes.

    After about 10 minutes, her male companion (probably boyfriend, but I didn’t ask) mentioned that high-fiving was “her thing” and how he was surprised she hadn’t asked us for one yet.  We gave her one.  And then, in the spirit of the fun we were having, I challenged her to high-five 20 other people in our packed train car.

    There were tons of people around us, so I figured she would high-five all those within reach and be done in roughly a minute.  Instead, she took off down the opposite end, high-fiving her way to meeting all sorts of new friends.  She was gone for a while, her companions occasionally calling out to her and noting her laugh as a response.  But with about five stops before they were set to get off, they didn’t hear anything, and went to look for her.  The male companion came back with a look of frustration and said, “She…got off the train.”

    He stepped off at the next stop to find her, while their friends shook their heads and laughed.  Apparently this wasn’t the first time this kind of thing had happened with her.  Who knew a simple high-five challenge would turn out like that?

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