movies

  • 26 Feb

    Tommy, Get Your Milk Carton

    “Snatch” is one of my absolute favorite movies, one I’ve seen so many times that mathematicians may not yet have discovered how to express the number.  But like the experience I had yesterday with “Mr. Deeds” a recent viewing brought out a minute detail that made me think about one of the characters in a new light.

    In this case, it’s Tommy (Stephen Graham), the sidekick of boxing promoter Turkish (Jason Statham) who spends much of the movie cast in the light of a wannabe tough guy nobody takes seriously.  When Tommy speaks up during a meeting with a local kingpin, the boss responds by scolding Turkish, “Oh f— me, your lady friend got a voice?”  Turkish does a fair bit of this himself, making fun of Tommy’s seeming paranoia about his safety at several points throughout the story.


    A trembling Tommy pulls his non-functional gun on a group of gangsters

    But it’s in one of the movie’s pivotal scenes that Tommy’s real nature shows.  He’s driving with a milk-drinking Turkish in the passenger seat.  Tommy gives a speech about how humans haven’t evolved to properly process dairy products, and says he’s doing Turkish a favor when he snatches the carton from his hand and throws it out the window.  The carton lands on the windshield of a passing car, which just happens to be carrying another set of key characters.

    Every time I watched this scene play out before it seemed like a complete accident on Tommy’s part, just a coincidence of timing.  But if you focus on his eyes as he throws the carton, something very different is revealed.

    He’s clearly looking to the other side of the road where he could see everything that’s coming at him.  Given that his throw lands squarely in the center of the passing windshield, this was a precision, calculated shot — not an accident.  Tommy took that carton of milk and used it as a weapon.  He could have waited an extra second for that car to pass, but he didn’t.  Even his expression shows a serenity about what he’s doing.  He’s almost smiling.

    Tommy is a ruthless dude.

    By cjhannas movies
  • 25 Feb

    Carding Mr. Deeds

    Certain movies we end up watching again and again, sometimes because they are so good and others for reasons we can’t totally explain.

    Those repeat viewings offer the chance to pick up on smaller details we don’t notice when we’re focused on big-picture things like plot and character relationships.  In the past few weeks I’ve had two experiences with movies I’ve seen a dozen times — tiny moments in the film that could arguably be used to totally re-evaluate my perception of the characters.

    I’ll tackle “Mr. Deeds” in this post since I saw it today, with another soon on “Snatch.”

    I own this movie on DVD but happened to catch the ending on TV while flipping around this morning.  If you’re not familiar, the basic premise is that Longfellow Deeds (Adam Sandler) is a small-town pizza shop owner who writes greeting cards in his spare time.  His immensely rich great-uncle dies with no other heirs, leaving Deeds with a multi-billion-dollar fortune.  Near the end of the film, a heartbroken Deeds returns to the pizza shop, where he has a section of wall covered in his greeting cards.  He starts to rip them down, and the camera cuts to a close-up shot:

    He describes the cards as his dream and says that he once came close to having one purchased by Hallmark.  Some of the ones he shares are a bit ridiculous, with the underlying joke being that this is the reason the greeting card companies haven’t warmed to his work.

    But this shot says a lot.  The card with “Your Special” on the front shows a fundamental problem with his efforts.  Anyone who works in a word-heavy environment develops a kind of grammatical arrogance, making it hard to take certain things like using the wrong “your” seriously.

    I am willing to accept the interpretation that this card may mean something like “Your Special Flower” but since that strikes me as a strange thing to give to someone else, I’m not completely buying that argument.

    The Deeds character is portrayed in a way that is entirely sympathetic.  You’re supposed to see him as this really grounded guy who could be doing great things if given the chance, and yet he’s entirely content to live his simple life with the pizza parlor.  The basic grammatical issue with this card coupled with the off-beat nature of the others we know about bring up the possibility that maybe he isn’t that talented after all.  It isn’t that Hallmark is being unfair, but rather that they are rightfully ignoring him the way he would look down on someone who came to the pizza shop and told him to put cotton candy on the pies.

    He remains a sweet guy who doesn’t outwardly change with the sudden ballooning of his bank account.  But his return to the pizza shop in the end is less a statement of commitment to hometown values than the reality that he had no other options.

    By cjhannas movies
  • 27 Dec

    Chip of Love

    A company comes out with a chip you implant on the inside of your wrist, and when your true love gets a chip as well, a clock on both begins ticking down the time until you first meet.

    That’s the premise of the movie “Timer” which examines the struggles of people navigating a world in which a computer is basically telling them whom to love.  The results vary widely, from one woman whose clock shows she won’t meet her man until she’s in her 40s to a 14-year-old kid whose chip reports he will meet his future wife almost immediately.

    The movie (available on Netflix instant) brought up a lot of questions, mainly would you want to know? How much of that experience is the search, the trials and errors, the hopes and disappointments that make you appreciate someone in a way you wouldn’t without that journey? (Of course speaking entirely hypothetically since as a single guy I can’t actually attest to that.)  Those failures shape us, and make us the person we are when new people come into our lives, and when that “one” person shows up, it seems like we should aspire to have been affected in ways that crystallize that self.  To quote an Adele song, “Regrets and mistakes, they’re memories made.”

    If there’s a display on your wrist that says you have four years until you meet your match, you might be inclined to close yourself off and eschew any relationships.  But that’s another question — should you?  Is it “cheating” if you carry on a relationship knowing that your true love has been identified and is not that person?  Does it matter if the clock says four days instead of four years?  The characters in the movie are mixed on this one, but the ones with longer countdowns are more inclined to date other people.

    Another issue is that not everyone has a chip.  At $79.99 to install plus a monthly fee, it’s not possible for everyone to get one, but there are also plenty of people who willingly choose to do without one.  They hate the idea of turning over that bit of humanity to a computer, or don’t trust that the system is actually producing the result it claims.  After all, how much of the “success” is that people want to believe it works?  If you get a chip then you are predisposed to buying in, so when the chip says the person you just passed in the grocery store is your future mate, you aren’t going to question whether that should actually be the case.

    At best, it’s a comfort knowing that there is in fact someone out there who will love you.  At worst it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy that ultimately alters the entire future of the world by pairing together people who would otherwise never be in a relationship. 

    For the characters with no reading on their clock, and even some with many years left to wait, the reactions they face are actually much the same as those experienced by people in real life whose friends and family have all gone off and gotten married.  There are the platitudes of “it will happen one day” and “they’re out there somewhere.”  The main character’s mother can’t help but try to set up her daughter with man after man in hopes he’ll be the one.  They are more likely to be the doubters, whether through frustration of seeing no results or not wanting to believe in a system that would make them wait so long to find love.  And yet at the same time, they’re faced every day with people close to them espousing the benefits of the same system and showing how happy they are with their love.

    Then there are the couples who got married outside of the system — the old-fashioned way, with no technology telling them which person was right for them.  What if they get chips?  Is it worth the risk of the incredibly low odds that you actually picked the right person, or is it imperative to know whether there’s a more-right person out there?

    I guess it just comes down to the original question — would you want to know?

  • 28 Oct

    Crazy Dreams Come True

    Revisiting movies or television shows from your childhood is a dangerous thing.

    There’s great potential for nostalgia and reconnecting with something you enjoyed in the past, but equally great danger that you’ll hate it and wonder what the heck little you was thinking.

    This morning I put aside any fears of ruining good memories and delved back into the 1993 film “Rookie of the Year,” about a 12-year-old kid who hurts his arm slipping on a baseball and heals in such a freakish way that his 103 mph fastball earns him a spot on the Chicago Cubs.

    I saw this movie in the theater for my 10th birthday, and the main character, Henry, became my hero both because he played professional baseball as a child and also because he got to star in a Pepsi commercial. That seemed like a pretty ideal life to me.

    It may be because I was on a super baseball high after last night’s amazing World Series game, but it’s possible I enjoyed this movie even more today than I did as a kid. It’s funny and heartwarming, and only features sliiightly implausible baseball scenes that are easy to overlook. Plus it has one of the great aspects of watching movies of this era — the ability to pick out random actors nobody heard of then, but have since gone on to more famous roles. In this case, the winner was the first basemen for the Cubs, actor Neil Flynn, who is much better known as the janitor on the TV show “Scrubs.”

    Even the star of the movie, Thomas Ian Nichols, managed to avoid the fate of many child actors. Instead of being in one big film, doing a couple of TV show cameos and disappearing from the acting world, he has consistently worked since this movie came out, most notably as one of the stars of the “American Pie” series.

    And of course I can’t leave out director Daniel Stern, who also acted in the movie. Most people would know him best as one of the robbers in the classic “Home Alone.”

    I was also struck by how many lines I remembered, many that my friends and I quoted over the years (and perhaps still today): “Hey Rosinbagger!” “Did he just say, ‘funky butt-lovin?'” “Piiitcher’s got a biiig butt.” “Float it!”

    Here’s to hoping the next one is such a positive experience.

  • 02 Jul

    Build This House With Me

    I took a video editing class in college that included a project to make a two-minute trailer for the movie of your choice.

    It wasn’t about recreating the real trailer, but rather doing whatever you wanted to make it your own. On the surface this sounds really easy, but distilling a two-hour film down to a trailer that highlights enough to get people interested without giving too much away is a bit tough.

    Neither I nor most of my group had the least bit of preference for which film to tackle, so we ended up going with Jason’s pick of “Life As A House.” This added another layer of difficulty since I’m pretty sure none of the rest of us had ever heard of the movie, let alone seen it.

    Fortunately the local video rental place had a copy — VHS I believe — and a few viewings later we came up with this:




    At gunpoint I could recite this entire thing word-for-word. I may have seen it a few too many times.

    I’m especially proud of the ending, where Kevin Kline’s character is smashing all the little models to the beat of the music as if they are drums. This is one of those happy accidents that pops up in creative ventures sometimes. As I recall, the footage just happened to almost line up when we first cut it, so it was just a matter of tweaking things a bit (like slowing down the last shot) to get it just right.

    So how did we do? Here’s the actual trailer from 2001:

    We didn’t watch the real one until after ours was done. We felt like they told a totally different story, one that seemed to put a happier spin on the movie than what was actually there. Maybe they thought more people would want to go see it that way.

    Things didn’t go so well at the box office though. Maybe they should have hired us instead.

  • 13 Jan

    An Offer You Can’t Refuse

    Everyone has some piece of iconic pop culture they somehow missed along the way.

    It’s the kind of thing you are almost ashamed to admit to your friends, and when you do they respond with something like, “WHAT?!?!?!?!”

    Until today, the biggest thing on my list was the movie “The Godfather.” I’ll wait while you complete your “WHAT?!?!!?!?!”

    Good? OK.

    I can’t fully explain how I missed out on this movie until the year 2011, but it’s probably mainly because it’s part of a trilogy. Once you watch the first movie, you are pretty much committed to watching the entire series, and locking myself into 9-10 hours of “Godfather” material seemed like a huge commitment.

    Of course, that didn’t stop me from watching hundreds of other movies that most people would not consider remotely worth their time. Whatever. “Happy Gilmore” is awesome.

    Having now seen the movie, I wish I had seen it long ago, preferably around the age of 6. That’s because just about every part of the movie has been parodied to death by every possible form of media I have seen since then. When I see a guy in a bed, I know instantly there’s a horse head in there with him. When they mention the “five families” all I can picture is Kevin and Andy from “The Office” arranging a meeting with the companies in their office park.

    Oh and Marlon Brando. I may have seen some versions of his character before today.

    One problem with movies “you have to see” is the expectation created by others. In recent days my friend AV has been advocating for “The Godfather.” While her high regard for the movie did set up a lofty standard, I would blame any shortcomings on all those elements I felt like I had already experienced. On a four-star scale, I’d give it 3.5.

    The experience reminded me of my introduction to “Almost Famous.” I say “introduction” because I have never actually seen the movie.

    I tried.

    In college I spent some quality time with a girl who LOVED that movie. She insisted I watch it. Then insisted some more. Eventually I agreed to watch it, and made it a solid 20 minutes into the film before falling asleep.

    I don’t think she was very pleased with that, but in my defense I was worthless after like 11 p.m. back then. A few weeks later my roommate Jason and his ladyfriend (or a ladyfriend, I don’t remember) joined us for a second chance viewing.

    I woke up at some point during the credits to Jason’s ladyfriend laughing at the fact that I had been snoring…for a while. Whoops.

    I learned a lot from that movie without even watching it. Mainly, if someone says it is one of their favorite movies of all time, you should probably do whatever is necessary to at least keep your eyelids open.

    Even after working an overnight shift, I made it through “The Godfather” with no problems.

    The Godfather 1.
    Almost Famous 0.

  • 20 Jun

    Watch Like It’s 1994

    Today I watched the latest installment of ESPN’s amazing documentary series, “30 for 30.”

    The docs began airing last year as the network celebrates its 30th anniversary. Part of what makes them so great is that they tell very specific stories–instead of talking about basketball star Reggie Miller’s life, they did an hour on his relationship with his rival, the New York Knicks.

    ESPN also took a smart approach by bringing in well-known directors to tackle each project. Barry Levinson (“Wag the Dog,” “Toys,” “Rain Man,” “The Natural”) directed a piece about the Baltimore Colts band. Peter Berg (“Friday Night Lights,” “Hancock”) tackled Wayne Gretzky’s trade from the Edmonton Oilers to the Los Angeles Kings. Steve James (“Hoop Dreams,” “Prefontaine”) told the story of Allen Iverson’s arrest and trial as a high school student in Virginia.

    The latest doc, “June 17, 1994,” is the most groundbreaking to date. Director Brett Morgen brings a style that departs from the usual documentary template. Instead of having a narrator push along the story and rely on current interviews to tell the story of the past, he uses only period footage to present his narrative.

    The result is gripping, a style that pulls the viewer into a deeper experience of feeling as if one is seeing something happen live.

    June 17 was a Friday. It featured several big sporting events, including game five of the NBA Finals, a parade for the newly crowned Stanley Cup champion New York Rangers and the second round of the U.S. Open, which turned out to be the final one for golf legend Arnold Palmer.

    It was also the day O.J. Simpson and Al Cowlings led police on a low-speed chase down a California highway as the nation watched on live television.

    Morgen blends footage from all of those events to give a sense of what it was like to be sitting in front of a TV that day. In doing so, he also creates juxtapositions among the seemingly isolated events–the crowds at the Rangers parade vs. the crowds that lined the freeways during the infamous Ford Bronco chase, for example.

    With no narrator and no after-the-fact analysis, the viewer is left to take in the coverage of various news outlets and broadcasts from the games and weave them into previously held thoughts about those events.

    If you missed it, ESPN is showing it again June 30 at 11 p.m. on ESPN2. You can also find more about the film at the series website.

    If you would rather hear something interesting about spaghetti sauce from best-selling author Malcom Gladwell, here’s a link to his TED talk about finding out what consumers really want no matter what they may say. It’s from 2005, but I just stumbled across it today. You may recall that I somewhat recently read two of his books–“Blink” and “The Tipping Point” both of which I would highly recommend.

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  • 12 Jun

    Trying to Make a Difference

    There are people in this world who see someone in need of help and walk past. Someone else will help, most of us think.

    Then there are those who stop. They ask what’s wrong. They take action.

    This weekend I came across two stark examples of how good people trying to better the lives of others can have completely different outcomes. The positive ending came last night with a viewing of “The Blind Side” with a much sadder outcome this morning in the form of a Washington Post story.

    “The Blind Side” is one of those films that I found incredibly enjoyable despite the fact that I already read the best-selling book by Michael Lewis. If you are not familiar, the story follows Michael Oher, a black teenager in Memphis who ends up at a mostly-white, private Christian school. He has survived some of the most challenging conditions a child in America can face, including never really knowing his father and spending long stretches in foster homes away from his mother.

    He is taken in by a white family who gives him the stability and support he needs to achieve academically and athletically, eventually earning a football scholarship to the University of Mississippi. The story is about football, but more than anything it is about human beings–both the Tuohy family and Oher–opening their hearts to one another.

    Not surprisingly, you can’t help but feel optimistic about how we can affect one another in positive ways by the time the movie ends.

    That’s how I went to sleep.

    This morning I opened the Post to read the story of a Maryland State Trooper who was gunned down in the parking lot of an Applebee’s where he had just finished a shift doing security. Police say the killing stems from an argument with a patron who was removed from the restaurant after refusing to pay his bill.

    The story describes the trooper as a young man, 24, who had just asked his girlfriend to marry him and who was scheduled to take a group of kids on a trip to New York. In 2007, he founded an organization that mentors teenagers, takes them on trips and brings in professionals to talk to the kids.

    Where the Tuohys were able to overcome difficulties in connecting with an initially reticent kid and the stigmas of their community (rich, white side of town vs. poor, black side), this trooper was senselessly yanked from the lives of kids he was trying to help.

    We hear about these kinds of negative outcomes too often, but it is heartening to know that there will always be people trying to help out those who need a hand.

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  • 08 Jun

    Are You a Movie Star?

    I am slowly but surely making it through last year’s Oscar nominees for Best Picture.

    Last night I watched “An Education,” though I spent 90 percent of the movie trying to figure out why Carey Mulligan looked so familiar. It’s quite possible I have seen her in something else, or maybe I just remember seeing her at the Oscars (where she was nominated for Best Actress).

    Hm, I just checked IMDb, and the only other movie of hers that I have seen is “Brothers,” and while that was an excellent film she only had a small role. So we are back to possibly resembling someone I know.

    Let’s try something. Go look at yourself in the mirror. Do you look like this?

    If so, please let me know. If not, do you know any of my friends who look like that?

    As for the movie itself, I thoroughly enjoyed it. That’s not surprising since the screenplay was written by Nick Hornby, the author of several books I have read in the past few years. (From last year, A Long Way Down and from 2008, How to be Good).

    In addition to “An Education,” I have also taken in “Up” (fantastic), “Up in the Air” (pretty solid) and “Inglourious Basterds” (also fantastic).

    Earlier in the week I watched “Crazy Heart” which was not nominated for Best Picture but did feature Jeff Bridges’ Best Actor performance. Not a huge fan of that movie. It’s possible I was just tired, but I wasn’t the least bit interested in what was going on.

    Maybe I will just blame Maggie Gyllenhaal. I didn’t dislike her before, but she probably killed this movie for me. Put in Kate Beckinsale and things may have been different.

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  • 31 Mar

    Movie Mirrors

    It’s always interesting to watch an older movie and then go back and read how people reacted at the time and put it in context. This is especially true for movies that broke ground in the way movies are made and especially those that kick open the doors on societal taboos.

    After watching “Philadelphia” last night, and living as we do in the context of 2010, I was curious to see what the response was in 1993 when the movie was made. The story is credited as being one of the first to openly discuss not only AIDS, but also homosexuality.

    To anyone who has seen “Milk,” for which Sean Penn won a best actor Oscar, it is striking how tamely “Philadelphia” portrays the interactions of its gay characters. Granted, much of the film takes place in places like a courtroom and a hospital and doesn’t delve into the behind the scenes relationships that told much of Harvey Milk’s story. But even in moments of affection, I can’t recall anything more than a kiss on the forehead.

    Being 10 years old at the time, I didn’t exactly have my hand on the pulse of American culture in 1993. Thanks to the Internet and a review from Roger Ebert, the film is put in the context of that contemporary reality.

    In closing his review, Ebert writes: “Sooner or later, Hollywood had to address one of the most important subjects of our time, and with “Philadelphia” the ice has been broken. In a year or two, it will be time for another film to consider the subject more unblinkingly. This is a righteous first step.”

    It is in steps–sometimes very small–that cultural awareness becomes acceptance. Ebert cites the 1967 film “Look Who’s Coming to Dinner” as one of those groundbreaking works, a story he says is the first major film about an interracial romance. We are a long way from 1967, but the issue of whom others think it is acceptable for you to love is still very much a challenge for our society.

    In 2005, I was certainly old enough to remember no real backlash over “Guess Who,” a remake of “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” (except of course those who hated Ashton Kutcher for many other reasons). At last year’s Oscars, Milk was nominated for best picture (Philadelphia was not nominated, though Tom Hanks won best actor).

    Progress, yes. But I wonder what they’ll be saying about us in 2025.

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