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  • 29 May

    Oh Blackwater, Keep on Rollin

    I have been sick for a week now, which is extremely rare for me. In fact, the last time I can remember feeling like this was years ago, during my last semester of grad school, when I was sick for roughly 1,871,874 consecutive days.

    OK, it was more like three weeks, but it certainly felt like forever. It was a busy time — I was working basically full-time in our Capital News Service television bureau, taking a class on Monday nights and also working a part-time job on Saturdays.

    I got sick just before Spring Break, which wasn’t really a break for those of us in the bureau. Instead, part of our experience was taking that time to do a long-form package, one we could spend an entire week on. My story was about a proposed housing development on Maryland’s Eastern Shore that critics said would greatly harm the nearby Blackwater National Wildlife Refuge.

    I took my sick self to the statehouse in Annapolis, where I interviewed state lawmakers and representatives from environmental groups. Then it was off to the Eastern Shore towns of Easton and Cambridge where I spent a few days working on the story.

    I remember getting to my hotel the first day and going for a meal at the Denny’s next door before passing out early in the afternoon. I was still holding out hope that somehow a little extra sleep was going to get rid of the sickness before I really got to work the following morning. It didn’t.

    The next day I interviewed the mayor of the town where the development was going and also talked to a ranger at the wildlife refuge. Then I did exactly what any doctor would tell you to do when you’re already sick — I spent an entire windy day outside at the refuge with temperatures in the 20s.

    Content-wise, I think the story turned out pretty well. Even my narration track convincingly hides how I was feeling, though I remember the first few takes being rejected by our bureau director. Apparently sounding like I was in a coma or had just woken up in the middle of the night were not acceptable.

    Fortunately for you, I actually have a tape of this entire show, so you can see my exquisite anchoring skillz along with the story. I’ll even leave in the tease after the story, so you can see me totally mistime how long Aundrea’s part of the script is and turn to the camera way way way early. Enjoy:



    In case you’re interested, in 2007 the state purchased more than two-thirds of the land from the developer, who cut the number of houses in the project by 75 percent and contributed about $2 million for restoration efforts.

    I also eventually got better. All it took was deciding I was actually going to visit a doctor. I woke up the next day completely fine.

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  • 27 May

    Going Way Back

    Now that there are 400 entries in the archives, I would believe you haven’t taken the time to read through all of the entries, particularly those from the earlier years. So to give you a sense of what was on my mind back then, I pulled 10 of what I think are the better entries from that time (in reverse chronological order, not by merit):

    August 2008 — Do I Know You From Somewhere
    A coworker says I look like a combination of two celebrities, leading me to examine that and other comparisons people have made to famous people.

    June 2008 — The Results, Please
    A question I still want to research: How often do two of the exact same type of car crash into one another?

    February 2008 — World Out Of Order
    A few words from the employee working the Taco Bell drive thru completely derail my life.

    July 2007 — I Wanna Be The First, The Best
    I argue my brother has set a very unique world record involving a pool table and a Playstation.

    May 2007 — Listen Up
    The first of some “fond memories” posts from my frustrating days working at the mall. Not funny at the time, but I love the undercurrent of extreme bitterness.

    May 2007 — Depository Please Receptacle Of Man
    The store gets a new music system that A)makes no sense and B)threatens to literally drive me insane. Good times.

    December 2006 — Oh For The Love Of Pete
    A very short post about what extreme boredom does to a 23-year-old male, plus one of the all-time great not-smart customer moments.

    December 2006 — I’m Suck On The Couch And Can’t Get Up
    Holy bitterness, Batman. The extreme laziness of customers gets to me in a big way, especially when someone calls my store just to ask for the number to another store.

    November 2006 — Helga Gets Worried
    I watch a woman on the Metro become increasingly terrified about the prospects of interacting with the woman sitting next to her.

    May 2006 — It’s All Becoming So Clear
    Going through boxes of papers from elementary school, I find notes about myself from my classmates and find not much has changed since then.

    In case you’ve missed them before, the “best of” 2010 and 2009.

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  • 26 May

    Becoming Me

    Last weekend I did something very momentous and took another step closer to fully becoming me.

    Now, before you think too much in the existential sense or that it involved some hallucinogenic-induced soul-searching, know that this step involved my Twitter name.

    The fine people at Twitter actually make it really simple to change your username without affecting anything else about your account. All of your followers and the people you follow stay the same, and pretty much nobody notices.

    So, with that knowledge, I subtly switched from chwilbur to cjhannas, a move that better integrates the “brand” that is my online presence. More importantly though, it should help reduce the chances that I will ever have to explain to another person how the heck I ended up with the name chwilbur.

    My short answer for years has been something like, “It doesn’t mean anything now, and didn’t mean much when I first signed up, it’s just too much of a hassle to change.” Thanks to nobody using AOL Instant Messenger anymore, and my slow migration over to this site for the blog and a somewhat similar gmail address, I don’t have much use for the chwilbur moniker anymore.

    And that’s good, because the true story — the long one — is a bit of an effort to tell, and like the short answer, really has no good substantive reason behind it. But in honor of retiring yet another chwilbur, here goes:

    When I was in high school, let’s say freshman year, I actually started with usernames that were well grounded in my actual name. But back then, it was super lame and un-creative to do that, so I started trying to come up with something clever. After several failed attempts involving Pepsi (my favorite drink at the time) I gave up.

    Then one day I was at my friend MR’s house, and the movie Contact was on TV. If you’re not familiar with Contact, it’s a sci-fi movie based on a book by Carl Sagan. As the credits rolled, MR said to nobody in particular, “For Earl.”

    (confused silence)
    (more confused silence)

    He pointed at the television and again said, “For Earl,” and we waited. Finally, near the end of the credits a dedication to the author popped up: “For Carl.”

    (pure delirious laughter)

    A week or so later, I called MR’s house to see if he wanted to hang out. As the phone rang for the third and fourth times, I remembered he and his family had gone out of town and definitely were not going to answer the phone.

    No matter. The answering machine picked up, and in whatever goofy accent I decided to try out that day I started with, “Hey Earl…this is…uhhh…Wilbur…” And so I accidentally became Wilbur, and thus chwilbur, a name that as I said clearly meant nothing then and means even less now.

    Long live cjhannas.

    I’d like to also take a second and note that this is the 400th post on the blog, a number that seems pretty staggering considering the first year only had 20 posts. It’s incredible to look back and see how much my writing has changed, and even the difference in the kinds of things I write about.

    Last year I did sort of “best of” posts for 2010 and 2009. Tomorrow I’m going to dig up a list of the better ones from the early years, when things were slightly more, um, interesting.

    I thought it would be neat to look at posts Nos. 100, 200, and 300 as a quick snapshot of the changes. But the first two ended up being about books I read, so it’s not as interesting an exercise as I thought it might be. I linked them for what it’s worth.

    Hasta mañana.

  • 22 May

    Glory Days

    When I was in grad school at the University of Maryland, the women’s basketball team won the national championship.

    I happened to be basically working full-time reporting for our campus news station that semester, and given my interest in sports was assigned to cover all things Lady Terps.

    When the team made the Final Four in Boston, my roommate Jon and I were pretty close to heading up to cover the event. All we had to do was get media passes so we could get inside the arena, and we would have been in a car to Massachusetts. Well, the NCAA has some ridiculous procedures, and after hours and hours of making phone calls we figured out it wasn’t going to happen.

    So I did the next best thing, and found an on-campus viewing party that was being held in the movie theater inside the student center. It ended up being probably the best story I did all semester, and though you don’t see it in this video, was followed by my sprinting downtown to cover the resulting riots.



    Since I anchored the show this was in, it doesn’t have the “in College Park, CJH, Maryland Newsline” at the end. I mentioned the prospect of this team turning into a dynasty since all five starters returned the following year. Well, while they remained competitive, things didn’t turn out so well. The next three years went like this:

    -Lost in the second round of the NCAA tournament
    -Lost in the Elite Eight
    -Lost in the Elite Eight

    At least 2006 was fun.

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  • 22 May

    Supertome

    A few weeks ago I finished reading Dave Eggers’ “Zeitoun” but for a multitude of reasons — mainly laziness — I neglected to post about it.

    It’s the story of a family living in New Orleans during Katrina, and really about the experience of the father before, during and after the storm. If you’ve read Eggers’ “What Is The What” you’ll recognize the same style of exploring complex issues connected to a historical event through one person’s eyes.

    It’s one of those stories that really shows how quickly we can move on and consume the next event without stopping to fully examine what just happened. We’re all sort of familiar with the broad strokes of Katrina — the rooftop rescues, the nightmare at the Superdome, the broken levees — but it’s what people like Zeitoun saw and were subjected to in New Orleans that really give the situation its gravity.

    I don’t want to get much into the story and spoil things, so I’ll just mention a somewhat relevant quote that pretty well sums up how I’m feeling about my own project:

    “It’s so slow sometimes, so terribly so sometimes, but progress is being made…If he can picture it, it can be. This has been the pattern of his life: ludicrous dreams followed by hours and days and years of work and then a reality surpassing his wildest hopes and expectations.”

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  • 16 May

    Campus Tour

    During my junior and senior years of college, I was the president (mainly by default) of our school’s film club.

    That meant running a lot of meetings that didn’t accomplish anything and eventually heading up the task of putting on the first- and second-ever student film festivals.

    The first year was tough, as is any event you’re trying to create out of nothing. The club wasn’t very big, and there were more film-watching enthusiasts than filmmakers in the crowd.

    As the event approached, it was clear we weren’t going to have many entries at all. So, given that I had a camera and a vested interest in not totally embarrassing ourselves, I walked around our campus for an hour and came up with a project.

    I really didn’t know what I was doing when I started, but sort of figured it out as I went along. It’s basically a trip around the Susquehanna University campus using common sights from different areas or perspectives as a way to move from one place to the other.

    It’s probably easier to follow if you went to the school, but even those who have never been to Selinsgrove can somewhat keep up. Some of the transitions work better than others — banners using the school logo and signs on buildings look pretty good, lightpoles not so much.

    The music was done by fellow Susquehanna student, and actual legitimate music artist, DLake.

    Enjoy:



  • 10 May

    Dynasite!

    It seems like it has been forever, but AV has finally stopped procrastinating enough that I can share her fantastic project with you.

    Actually, that’s not quite true. She has created a website, which it turns out takes a lot of effort and consequently a lot of time to get things just right. The project started in earnest last fall, but it has been amazing to see how far it has come in just the past month or so.

    It’s called Miss On Her Own, and basically AV wants to help young women with practical advice and resources for starting out in the “real world.”

    In her words, “From cover letters, to car troubles, to building credit, to what the heck is credit?, there are so many issues we encounter as young adults that can leave us feeling lost and confused.” Her hope is the site “can provide quick and easy solutions to your everyday concerns and save you time for the things you’d rather be doing.”

    The tips cover everything from email etiquette at work, exercises you can do at home when you can’t get to the gym, how to enhance your apartment-living experience and, of course, relationships. And that’s just as of today — much more new content is on the way.

    In addition to the website, be sure to check out — and “like” — the Facebook page, and also follow MOHO on Twitter.

    Tell your friends, your daughters, cousins, people you knew in high school but haven’t spoken to since graduation, the intern who always uses the wrong “your” in emails, and the girl in front of you at the grocery store who seems to be buying way too much spaghetti and not enough sauce.

    Basically, spread the word to anyone might be interested in a site like this. AV won’t let them down.

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  • 09 May

    Legitimate Coup

    I’m continuing the quest of sharing videos on days I typically haven’t been posting new content.

    If you missed the one from last week, check it out here. Also remember you can click the labels at the bottom of posts for similar content — in this case “video.”

    This project is one that makes me laugh every time I watch it, even though I’m sure I’ve seen it roughly 2,381 times. I made it for this really amazing class I took in college called Film & Politics. Basically we used films with political themes (All The President’s Men, The China Syndrome, The Manchurian Candidate, Black Hawk Down, etc.) instead of a textbook to drive discussion and papers.

    The final exam was one I knew I was going to get an A on as soon as I saw it: Make a trailer for your own political film (or write some sort of detailed summary of your plot).

    As a communications major who already spent a good deal of time at that school in front of video equipment, there was nothing I liked seeing more in other departments than the opportunity to make a video. The production value alone on my projects I’m sure earned me high grades, but I also enjoyed the opportunity to share those skills with my classmates (in this case in the political science department).

    I have to give great credit to my actors, MB, who is playing an intrepid reporter out to uncover a big conspiracy, and the maniacal Jason, a vice president hellbent on taking over the Oval Office.

    Jason, who lived in my suite and was also in the class, had an amazing project we had to abandon because of technical issues. His idea was to do a sequel for Happy Gilmore, where Happy rides the momentum of his golf fame into a run for Senate. It would have been epic.

    Alas, all we have is mine. Enjoy:



  • 05 May

    Koyaanisportsi

    Part of my life is in total disarray right now.

    Professionally things are fine. I’m getting an adequate amount of sleep. The price of Cocoa Puffs remains at an acceptable level.

    But when it comes to sports, things are getting a bit crazy.

    I understand that many of you don’t care the least thing about sports and want to stop reading. For you, I offer the following video featuring Elmo making an appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:

    In the sports world, things aren’t as funny. Today I learned that Gary Williams, the head men’s basketball coach at (one of) my alma mater(s) the University of Maryland, is retiring. Gary certainly has his critics, but I have always been a fan and will be sad to see him go.

    Then, on the same day, this news that CBS announcer Gus Johnson is reportedly parting ways with the network. That means the best play-by-play guy in college basketball will no longer be involved with March Madness. The Los Angeles Times says he’s in talks with Fox to do Pac-12 college football, which means I will never hear him announce a game.

    All of that comes on the heels of another epic playoff collapse by my beloved Washington Capitals, who were just swept in the second round by the Tampa Bay Lightning.

    Did I mention the NFL season is in jeopardy?

    What I’m left with is the Washington Nationals, and following their quest to remain near the .500 mark. It could be worse I guess. I could be a Mets fan.

    (P.S. I hope at least some people get the veiled references I often put in the titles of these posts. This one, for example, is a play on the film “Koyaanisqatsi” — titled after a Hopi word meaning something like “life out of balance.”)

  • 02 May

    Breaking News

    In any newsroom, there are stories we feel like we cover in some form every day — a shooting, a debate about education funding, the latest bomb blast in the usual place. Those stories are important and we do our best to tell them.

    But then there are the ones that really make our hearts beat a little faster, the ones that make the cliche of “writing the first draft of history” not seem like such a bloated claim.

    Last night was we had one of those stories.

    I was working the national desk, and not long after I got in we received word that President Obama was going to address the nation at 10:30 p.m. Given that it was a Sunday and an especially late hour, it was clear this going to be something important.

    As we waited for the address — which ended up being delayed until more like 11:30 — word started to leak out that Mr. Obama was going to announce the U.S. had killed Osama bin Laden. It’s always fascinating to see how different news organizations treat that kind of information, and who is willing to risk being wrong for the sake of being first.

    My newsroom is very much on the conservative side, so a senior editor prepared a quick story based on what Mr. Obama was likely to say with the idea of tweaking it once the address began.

    As the president spoke, we quickly confirmed the major details and released the brief story as I took notes that would be used in the subsequent versions. As the following frantic hours went by, I added more and more details from Mr. Obama’s speech as well as new information about the operation we were getting from senior White House officials.

    My last version looked like this.

    As I was writing, I was glancing at the television on my desk seeing the scenes outside the White House and in New York as crowds of people gathered in the early morning hours to celebrate the news. I also thought at one point Twitter was going to crumble under the pressure of the massive number of messages that were being sent.

    But more than anything, I was proud to be a part of a team that calmly and efficiently covered the heck out of this story, and included multiple people rushing to come into work on a day off or going right back to work even though they just left. There’s a reason we do what we do.

    And now it’s time to rest. Goodnight.

    (Bonus: interesting links with some insider info, including how White House officials convince you that you REALLY need to come into work on a Sunday night even if they can’t tell you why.)

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