I’ve never been more bored in my entire life.

Some people eat when they are sad. Some people eat when they are hungry. Some people eat when they are depressed.

I just ate 8 Chicken McNuggets out of little more than pure boredom and the opportunity to leave the store for 4 minutes to acquire those nuggets.

The only entertaining part of today was when a woman asked to use the fitting room. It’s located in the back corner of the store, a mere 5 feet from where she was standing. It has a sign that says in big letters “Fitting Room.”

I said sure, it’s unlocked. She walks right past it, and into the backstock. Sadly, that’s not remotely the first time that’s happened.