Sometimes you see a commercial and think, “these people cannot be serious.”
Such was the case the first time I saw the ad for Taco Bell’s new campaign, the Drive Thru Diet. For the first 10 seconds or so I thought it was a joke.
As a longtime patron of The Bell, I must say I’m a little confused by this tactic. Sure, it probably did wonders for Subway to get people thinking about being like Jared. And for people who replaced a bucket of fried chicken with a Subway cold cut, that was a great nutritional move.
But Taco Bell? Thinking outside the bun doesn’t exactly scream “healthy,” even with their lower-fat “fresco” options.
The other part I don’t buy is calling it the “Drive Thru Diet.” Diets and drive thrus should be on opposite ends of the life spectrum — if you’re trying to lose weight, at least walk from your car into the Taco Bell before taking down a few burritos.
Then again, I have been on the Taco Bell diet for years and it seems to be working pretty well. In fact, thanks to a stress fracture in my foot I haven’t exercised for a solid six weeks and in that time have taken down quite a bit of Taco Bell food. The result? I’m fairly certain I have lost about five pounds. And that’s without partaking in anything off the “fresco” menu.
Maybe Taco Bell is onto something after all.
i say you contact the taco bell folks, explain your injury, send them a boot photo, and tell them how you've lost weight with their diet. YOU could be the next jared.
I'd have to buy some realllly big pants for my "before" self. It is a life goal to be a Taco Bell spokesperson. Perhaps this is my destiny.