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  • 24 Mar

    And You May Ask Yourself, How Did I Get Here?

    If you have been reading for a while, you may know this blog started on MySpace — which I’m told at least one person still uses — before moving to its current location.

    This set of posts dates back to mid-2005, but really the groundwork goes back a bit further to some things many of you don’t know about.

    Most writers have a distinct style you can pick out if you read enough of their stuff, and what you might call my “voice” really started during my junior year of college when I took over writing the weekly sports column in our school newspaper. It was a space where I could write about pretty much whatever I wanted, and experiment with different ways of breaking rules English teachers had drilled into my head.

    Two years of that column produced some of what you might expect, and some slightly different stuff.

    But I guess we can actually take one more step back, to my freshman year of college. That’s when I started my first website on GeoCities (which I’m sure nobody still uses). It was called The Ert Movement, and basically sprang from the idea that if something can be inert, why can’t the opposite be ert? The overall content is, admittedly, a bit ridiculous, but it was another place where I could experiment with a different writing style and see what this whole Internet thing was about.

    The Ert site eventually became a “real” website when my brother and I bought a domain and started using a web hosting service.

    Later, I used the same host to store most of the pictures you see here on the blog. Sorry to anyone who was looking through the archives in the past few weeks — we changed hosts and the pictures were down for a little while. But we’re back, so no more blank boxes.

    The Ert site, which is still up for those who want some interesting reading, has a section called “Journals.” The posts are short, sometimes crazy, and a few of the later ones are actually represented here as well. Towards the end of actually updating the site, I got really lazy and just had my brother post some of the latest blog entries so we had something “fresh.”

    But if you read some of the journals, I think you can see the very beginnings of what has evolved here. Here are a few quick favorites:

    Soda cans + college kids + hot glue = masterpiece

    Non-power windows confuse a nice young woman

    In graduate school, I had to make a personal website for an online journalism class. The main part of the exercise was posting a personal story, which in my case was about my grandmother who had died a few months earlier. I later added a longer story — one of my better ones — about a family at our church who lost their mother to brain cancer, which I had written for a college feature writing class. The site also has a section of quick stories I wrote during a trip into Washington, D.C., one day that involved picking out a person I saw and making up their story.

    So add up all those things, plus newspaper and magazine articles, and the countless TV/radio/web news scripts I have written professionally, and here we are.

    Hopefully a few people have enjoyed reading.

  • 11 Dec

    Door-othy, We’re Not in Kansas Anymore

    Apparently, chivalry isn’t dead. At least, when it comes to car doors that is.

    This evening my roommate and I spent quite a while trying to defend his lack of opening car doors for his girlfriend. Our argument is that it is an antiquated expectation that is unrealistically held in the minds of few girls these days.

    After all, it is 2009 and not 1919. I believe I even suggested she go back to the 1840s.

    But I turned to a scientific process for help, and by that I mean I texted three females for their views. My exact question: “Would you expect a guy to open a car door for you to get in?”

    Their responses:

    “Not anymore, but he always did when we were dating” — from Married in Raleigh.

    “Only if he is driving” — from Hitched in Pennsylvania.

    “I don’t know if expect is the right word. But I certainly would like it and regard it highly…sorry, you’re wrong” — Independent in New Jersey.

    Damn.

    I’ll go ahead and admit that the first source was a bad decision on my part. The guy in that relationship is my brother, and he is one of those who makes the rest of us look bad. Maybe I should have asked more people dating jerks.

    Yet even with this evidence, I still stand by our position. It’s not 1919, and a lot has changed in the relationships between men and women. We did draw a distinction between cars and holding doors to buildings/rooms, which we agreed was just a generally polite thing to do. I have no issues there.

    I argued that in an era of women’s liberation, it should be a matter of personal honor to open your own door. After all, it’s not like it’s a physically hard thing to do. You pull and handle and get in. If anything, all you’re doing in waiting for me to open the door is delaying us in getting wherever we’re going.

    But the source on the other end of that message disagreed, perhaps vehemently: “Not hating on women’s rights…Just appreciative of kind gestures. Besides we carry purses and guys don’t.”

    Last time I checked, it didn’t take two hands to carry a purse.

    I welcome your opinions on the topic.

    And please enjoy this entertaining car-related tale from the deep, deep archives of The Ert Movement.

    By cjhannas ert Uncategorized
  • 23 Aug

    New Ert Content, and it’s About You!

    If you haven’t been yet today, there’s new content for you at areyouert.com. If you haven’t been in a while, there’s LOTS of new content for you at areyouert.com. Today’s entry is about you, so you’ll want to check that out. Where you ask? AreYouErt.com.

    By cjhannas ert Uncategorized
  • 25 Jun

    Up in the Sky! It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane!

    It’s Ertman!!!! And he’s now on MySpace…You want to be his friend right? At least look at his beautiful profile. And don’t forget the home of the Ert Movement

    By cjhannas ert Uncategorized
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