“May I have a word with the manager, please?”
“Sure, can I tell him who you are?”
“Cookie inspector. We’ve had some complaints about chip distribution at this location.”
“May I have a word with the manager, please?”
“Sure, can I tell him who you are?”
“Cookie inspector. We’ve had some complaints about chip distribution at this location.”
If you have a spare moment today, I suggest you send a text to 57251 with a phrase like “send me X” where X is anything you can think of. The response will come from the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art, and it will be awesome.
I’m early for everything. I love reading. I once had a job at a mall where I would walk past a book store on the way to my store. Combine these things and it’s not hard to imagine that I spent a lot of time killing a few extra minutes browsing shelves and adding to my library.
“Miracle Man. Miracle Man. Charles, you’re the Miracle Man. You make it happen, man. Whenever you can. Miracle Man. Miracle Man.”
The printout hit my desk with a thud, a single piece of paper with words from someone I don’t know that blew up my world.
“What’s this?”
“Consider it my resignation letter.”
No one ever took her seriously when she talked about her play. Day after day she dreamed up what she would write, adding sweet words and epic moments and dramatic stunts she was sure the world would never experience again.
“They have a bigger plan for me, I know it.”
When warm weather hits, I always feel drawn toward the Steinbeck portion of my bookshelf. There’s something about his writing that really lends itself to sitting on the patio and having bright sunshine on the pages.
Last week my friend Jen(n)a sent me a post from another site ranking “the best obscure Simpsons characters.” While I appreciate the effort of the original, I felt that some of their choices were too mainstream and that I absolutely had a duty to compile my own list.
I enjoyed about half of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s “This Side of Paradise.” Unfortunately, it wasn’t the first half, or the second half, or the middle half, but rather pieces here and there that added up to half.
