If you walked into my house right now, you might make fun of the fact that it is February 3 and we still have a Christmas tree up.

I could tell you that I’m lazy and just haven’t gotten around to taking it down. I could also make the case that it is strategically located in front of a curtain-free window, providing much-needed sun-blocking services:

But really, none of those things would be true. The real problem is that you have never heard of a Super Bowl tree:

Now, I know what you’re thinking — what happens after the Super Bowl ends on Sunday? Well clearly you’ve never heard of a Valentine’s Day tree:

And I can even guess the next thing you’re thinking — so, what, a St. Patrick’s Day tree after that? No. Don’t be ridiculous.