Everyone needs someone in their corner, and with Lindsay Lohan going to jail today, she clearly needs some love.

I would like to announce that I am ready to serve my country by becoming the Lindsay Lohan Reclamation Czar (LiLoRC). After all, we have czars for just about everything else: Af-Pak, AIDS, TARP, copyright, drugs, Gitmo and weatherization to name a few.

I can think of few more worthy causes that would enhance the United States at home and abroad than seeing LiLo return to her status as a promising actress. We are a nation of forgiveness and second chances that likes to see people bounce back from hardship (see: Downey Jr., Robert), and her case should be no different.

Lindsay only has a 90-day sentence in a women’s prison before she is released back to the real world. Analysts say she may serve more like three weeks because of the minor nature of her crime (probation violation) and the overcrowding in California’s jails.

That doesn’t leave us much time to get her on the right path. She has a family, but let’s face it, they haven’t been the most stable influence in her life. Her dad is celebrating Lindsay’s jailing by going on Larry King Live tonight. What a guy.

I feel I am uniquely qualified to help because we have so much in common. She is an actress who has appeared in such classics as “Mean Girls” and “Herbie Fully Loaded.” I have seen “Mean Girls” and “Herbie Fully Loaded.” She became famous at age 11 for appearing in “The Parent Trap.” I was also once 11 years old. She dated “That ’70s Show” actor Wilmer Valderrama. I dated “That ’70s Show” actress Mila Kunis.

Okay, that last one didn’t happen. Yet.

It seems like the popular thing on blogs, Facebook and Twitter right now is to hate on Lindsay and wish her some sort of “good riddance.” But what good does that do us? Wouldn’t it be better in the end if we had a 24-year-old who felt supported by the world and could make a positive use of her talents?

That’s where the LiLoRC comes in. All I need is a conversation with Lindsay and everything will be alright.