You can probably guess women’s fashion is not my specialty, though somewhere retail sales records note that I have sold thousands of pairs of women’s shoes.

But while walking into the Vienna Metro station last night I saw what I think should be the must-have accessory for women this summer.  Forget earrings, shoes, chunky belts or headbands.  It’s way easier than that.

Let me demonstrate.  Or rather, let Natalie demonstrate:

Now, we at the blog (me) love Natalie as-is.  Before yesterday I would not have been able to come up with a way to improve this picture at all.  But we live in today, and today I know how to do it.

Here’s the Natalie of summer 2013, in a look that I hope sweeps the nation with the force of 1,000 Call Me Maybes:

It’s a simple thing, and yet who wouldn’t be more drawn to her now?  The pizza makes an already warm personality warmer.  The scent of pepperoni in the air makes everyone happier.  It’s a can’t-lose addition.

When I posted about my encounter with the pizza girl on Twitter last night, I initially feared some sort of backlash from the female community.  I am happy to report that a few hours later I had three supportive replies and no rants saying I was simplistically implying that woman + food = good:

 So I think this is a go.  Please add whatever toppings fit your style.