The first day of the rest of my life finally arrived.

Last night, I went through the Taco Bell drive-thru and ordered a single item.  I gave the nice woman at the window $1.44.  She reached back through and handed me this:

That, if you can’t tell, is a Cool Ranch Doritos taco shell.  It’s everything I dreamed it could be.  Now I just need to find a way to convince them to use these shells to make me a Mexican pizza.

If the people at Taco Bell corporate headquarters are reading, you can go ahead and pencil in a few extra million dollars for your next quarterly earnings.  If anyone with a few million dollars to spare is reading, I’m going to need a taco loan.

Also, remember when this Doritos flavor was awkwardly called “Cooler Ranch?”  Glad we got that fixed.