This an open letter to the fine people at Taco Bell.

Dear rulers of my fast food heart,

Last month you introduced a taco with a shell made of Nacho Cheese Doritos, a highly anticipated item that completely satisfied my expectations.

In fact, it was even better than I imagined.  When I first heard about this idea, I thought the intensity of flavor found in the chips would be far too strong to pair with the other taco ingredients.  But in practice, the shell you created has a subtlety of Doritos flavor that plays well with everything else.

So now, knowing that such nuanced flavor is possible, there is only one clear move for you to make: Cool Ranch Doritos shell.

Everyone knows Cool Ranch is the superior Doritos flavor.  It’s a fact.  If Wikipedia stopped deleting my entries, the Doritos page would tell you as much.  Cool Ranch is also perfectly suited for your menu.  It’s a flavor that was practically built to be a taco shell.  Don’t stand in the way of that destiny.

I’m not the only one who thinks this should happen.

Do the right thing.

In closing, I want to commend you for the overall Doritos taco shell movement, especially the extra touch of including a sleeve that protects the eater from the notorious orange finger problem that comes with eating the Nacho Cheese variety.

Love always,

CJH

[Note: a few days after I posted this, news broke that the Cool Ranch taco thing appears to be happening.]