For those worried about my work ethic…well it’s at a lowpoint, but my paper is done! Now all I have to do is read for 30 minutes while pretending to be a news anchor–for those of you in the area, which I believe is no one, Maryland Newsline is about to get Hannasified. Then it’s home for a day. Then the beach. Then an entire week in which I literally have zero obligations. Can’t beat that.