But I’m pretty sure the fingernails on my right hand grow a lot faster than the ones on my left hand.

According to a scientist at Binghamton University in New York, nails grow faster on the hand that is used the most. Interesting, considering I’m left handed. Maybe I do more tasks with the right hand, but delegate the meaningless, easy ones to my non-dominant hand. That leaves the left rested and more able to carry out important tasks like exhibiting my exquisite penmanship.

And according statistics I’ve seen about this site, you haven’t been to the site. So go there. Now. Or aliens will abduct another cow.