Driving back to Murrrrrland today I saw a license plate that said “NO 2 DAD.” Now there are two obvious ways to read this one. First, and least likely, is that this guy wanted to buy his choice vehicle and his father objected. Not only did the guy still buy the car, he went the extra step to stick it to his father by getting the license plate.

The second possibility is even more entertaining. For anyone who has seen the Seinfeld episode where Jerry gives his dad the No. 1 Dad t-shirt, the prospect of someone proclaiming themselves as the No. 2 Dad is highly comical. I’ll even look past the fact that the guy was making an illegal left turn at the time I passed him…