I’m not a math genius, but I think the folks at Nissan may need to work on their algorithms.

I bought a Nissan in 2004 and periodically the company sends me reminders that my car is due for certain regular maintenance.  For the most part the messages have made sense based on their assumptions of how much a “normal” person would drive over a given period of time.

I definitely drive far less than those predictions — my car has about 65,000 miles after 8 years — but Nissan has at least been somewhat in the ballpark.  Until now.

Today I got this in the mail:

Um, 210,000 miles?!  I’m fairly certain I’ll be able to buy a flying car that folds up into a suitcase before this car hits that milestone.  And if it does get that far, I expect something more than a service reminder.  I’m thinking more like an in-dash Mountain Dew dispenser.