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  • 28 Jun

    Birth Control

    I have once again experienced the greatest birth control known to man, one that is completely free and for anyone in their right mind should be 100 percent effective. It’s called, other people’s kids.

    After watching for years as parents tried to fit their kids for shoes, and those kids did everything possible to thwart such a simple operation, and then today babysitting high school kids at journalism camp, there is no doubt in my mind that children are pure evil put on the earth to drive older beings insane.

    They serve no other purpose, and if it wouldn’t mean the end of mankind I would suggest they be stricken from the earth.

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  • 27 Jun

    One of Those Days

    I think I have somewhat of a reputation for being pretty laid back, that is, that I don’t really let anything get to me and remain ultimately optimistic about things. Today was a good example of why.

    I’m woke up this morning feeling like a truck hit me, which wasn’t all that unexpected considering I spent all day Saturday hauling around a video camera in the sun and felt pretty sick on Sunday. But there was also the fact that I absolutely had to shoot an interview today and did not have one lined up. And that I have to have two more articles published in the newspaper by next week, and the editor I was in contact with no longer works for the paper.

    But hey, what kind of optimist would I be if I let that stuff get me down? Things have a way of working out, especially if you chill out and think rather than freaking out and letting emotions keep you from getting done what you need to get done.

    Everything that needed to happen today happened, and hopefully tomorrow I won’t wake up feeling like death. But even if I do, it’ll work out.

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