I want you to know, I’m happy you’re here.

How you got here isn’t important, but know that your path could have been pretty entertaining for me. Especially those of you who were just looking for information about pumas.

Some people follow the blog and see every post that way. Others got here from a link on my Facebook page, while some more may have been referred by a friend.

I could say I’m some kind of psychic so in tune with my content that I’m able to figure all of that out on my own. But my friend technology gives me a hand with some stats about readers.

That’s how I know about the pumas.

Another popular way people end up here is through a Web search, usually Google. When this happens, I can see the search terms that brought them here. There’s nothing funnier than seeing that someone visited your blog after Googling the phrase “amazing true facts on pumas.”

My new favorite, “how often should you wear sweatpants.” The blog related to sweatpants doesn’t directly answer that pressing question, but wear them as often as feels right.

Of course the first thing I do when I see one of those search terms that landed someone at cjhannas.blogspot.com is to Google the string myself. I like to see what their other options were for obtaining the information. Out of 344,000 results for the sweatpants query, In Defense of Sweatpants is the eighth link — just behind a blog by Anderson Cooper.

Somehow I don’t see Anderson as a sweats guy. Maybe Google should rework the algorithm.